Smooth Stone Stumps For George Bush

Folks, there are two candidates running for the presidency of the United States:

John Kerry, an admitted war criminal and a knack for sleeping with wealthy women, claims he can make cripples walk. And he’s got a “secret plan.”

George Bush did what mortal presidents do. He tasked the military to a) topple the Taliban, b) crush al Qaeda, c) capture 80% of the leadership structure of al Qaeda and d) oddly enough, prevent an attack on America or it’s civilian/diplomatic assets for 3 years.

Vote for George Bush. There is no other logical choice.

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