From The Scotsman:
Dethroned King of Pop Michael Jackson has quit the United States permanently for a new home in the Arab state of Bahrain, it was revealed yesterday. The news was revealed after Jackson – acquitted on child sex abuse charges in June – was called for jury service in Santa Barbara, California.
The jury service papers were delivered to his luxurious mansion, Neverland – but there was no-one home.
He’ll fit right in in Bahrain; a burka can easily replace the surgical mask he has been wearing all these years. Come on, folks, this story is just too good to pass on an opportunity to leave a derogatory comment. Feel free.
